Bilbo owns a claw of Smaug.
BILBO OWNS A CLAW OF SMAUG.
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
'that's really a competition?' Love, Satan
My dash provided the appropriate response to the Donna post
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
this is slightly akward because in Germany we literally say Handgelenk (hand ankle) and Schneckenhaus (snail house) D:
WILL GRAHAM WRITES A MATH TEST (
hannibal totally makes him do it)(◡‿◡✿)
Mermaid by Sergey Kolesov
Ok, that’s fucking terrifying and cool.
woah I love this interpretation of mermaids. not human sized, but the size of like a blue whale
oh my god i never even considered this. this is bad ass
And another thing to put in my collection of reasons not to go near natural bodies of water.
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
ARE A HAZARD TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS
Schrödinger opens the box and nothing changes.
The cat lacks vital signs (no heartbeat, no breathing, no brain function): the cat is dead.
The cat exhibits continued animation (blinking, walking, nudging his hand with its little head): the cat is alive.
Schrödinger is afraid.
That has not changed, either.
this needs to be in every art history books in 10 years
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.